ultralorde:

are you coming back to bed babe

ultralorde:

are you coming back to bed babe

vergen:

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

baby:a- a- a-
parents:oh, the baby's first words!!
baby:a- aaa- al-
parents:apple?? air??
baby:a- al- al-
baby:Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

shaxaphone:

your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude

omgtsn:

human:

android users be likeĀ 

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yea so we can stop lookin at ya nasty ass while we on the phone

(Source: human)

(Source: bushidocaps)

doomscritters:

chikuto:

Pretty simple!

bless

nerdylesbianconundrum:

creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

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And here we see the FIREFLY fandom still holding on.

(Source: iamtallandthin)

josephthropp:

dangerous and risky in nature