thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(Source: yungterra)

thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

the-town-of-aurore:

Animal Crossing merchandise!

the-town-of-aurore:

Animal Crossing merchandise!

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn)

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(Source: hyclropump)

(Source: doubutsu-no-mori)

k1mkardashian:

I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight

f0xyshy:

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

when you send a snapchat to the wrong person
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