wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

(Source: pajameys)

Me:I cleaned all the dishes
Mom:aren't you going to put them away too?
Me:you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.

(Source: heartachelucas)

classichorrormovies:

Nosferatu (1922)

classichorrormovies:

Nosferatu (1922)

my sister:oh my god
me:what?
my sister:i just realized something
me:?
my sister:gaston is a nice guy.
me:...? um, no, sorry, he's an asshole.
my sister:no, no, no, gaston is a 'nice guy'. think about it. he spends the whole beginning of the movie trying to be friendly to belle. everyone else in that town thinks she's a bookish freak with a crazy man for a father, but gaston like, talks to her and sort of tries to take an interest in her activities and compliments her and stuff with the complete 100% expectation that she's going to pay him back by being in a relationship with him. he tunes out what she actually says because he doesn't really think of her as a person, just a pretty trophy who should react to him the right way if he does the right things.
me:huh
my sister:and then when she hooks up with someone else, he gets all angry and shouty and insists that this other guy is a monster and she's lost her damn mind because she was supposed to fall for HIM, not someone else, and then he goes and stirs up the townsfolk into an angry mob and turns the whole thing into a witch hunt over his wounded pride.
me:O_O
my sister:gaston is a nice guy.
theraichujesus:

annethecatdetective:

This little girl is going places.

theraichujesus:

annethecatdetective:

This little girl is going places.

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(Source: memewhore)

ironzorak:

I’AAAAM THE BOX GHOST 

ironzorak:

I’AAAAM THE BOX GHOST 

zevri:

what’s cooler than being cool?

using your turn signal

unexplained-events:

anscathmarcach:

unexplained-events:

Hobo Nickels from the 1930s

Hobo Nickels are a form of sculptural art. The nickel was favored due to its size, thickness and softness. Even though the medium was popular amongst hobos due to its cheapness, it is a generic term as it was used by many different kinds of people.

What did they carve them with? That kind of sounds fun…

Except for the fact that I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to deface money

They carved them with rebellion